What r some u so slow jokes

Question

What r some u so slow jokes

Answer 1

Your so slow it takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes.

Answer 2

i don't know

Answer 3

You so slow you can't even catch a tortoise =D

Answer 4

You're so slow it looks like you're going backwards

Answer 5

"u so slow" like retarded?

U so slow you were stranded in a grocery store for two weeks and died of starvation.

Answer 6

what?

Answer 7

?

Your spelling.

XD

Answer 8

your so slow, I had to put instructions on the bottom of a boot for you to figure out how to pour water out of it.

your so slow, you ask what time the 11 'o clock news is on.

your so slow that your name means "sloth" in three languages.

your so slow that you got lost going around a circle

your so slow that your 0-60 time is still being measured.

your so slow that the "Chariots of Fire" themesong plays when you walk.

You make snails feel respected

Your the reason hooked on phonics was invented.

Answer 9

you are so slow that

you are going to get a parking ticket in a minute!!!

Answer 10

why cnt u pt tgthr propr sentnce

Answer 11

You are so slow that you think it's normal because you're blonde.

Good Luck!