What r the requirements 4 making an ufo?

Question

What r the requirements 4 making an ufo?

Answer 1

Computer, camera, image-editing software (e.g. photoshop or fireworks), Internet, and a bunch of idiots! :) :P

Answer 2

UFO= unidentified flying object. Pretty much if you can make it fly and no one can tell what it is, it counts. Try spitting gum out of a window of a car on the highway, that should count.

Answer 3

Get it up without anyone seeing it and keep it moving so it can't be recognized.

Answer 4

Whatever you build, it needs to have fuzzy edges. If a photograph of it seems clear, then you need to start again. Also, the electronics in it need to include a stupidity ray and a moron magnet, so that only a certain type of person will see it.

Without all these requirements, it is not a real UFO.

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Answer 5

ignorance

stupidity

hallucination

paranoia

lots of rum

lots of white lightning

lysergic acid diethylamide

soma

overactive imagination

an ability to lie creatively, but not too creatively

a desire for notoriety

an urge to fraud

visual and auditory disturbances

unusual weather conditions

Any three or even two of these might do.

Answer 6

1. make it fly.

2. make it so strange or subtle that no one can identify it.

perhaps a very small, fast, oddly shaped paper airplane.....

Answer 7

Spray a load of bin liners silver and fill them with helium. Tie them loosely together and let them fly over a densely populated area (preferably not near an airport unless you want to cause a plane crash and spend the rest of your life explaining what you did to big tattoed men inside a prison)

If launching at night add LED's attached to watch batteries to get funky effects.

For extra points get someone you know to make a crop circle in a nearby field at the same time.

Take a photo, report it to the police and ring all the papers and news channels and anyone you know in the area.

Do this a few times and you will be the world's most famous alien hunter, then you can get your own TV show! You will be rich beyond your wildest dreams, then you can use the money to make bigger and better UFO's

Good Luck!

Answer 8

It needs to have an unconventional method of flight, one that can't be explained.  It can't have wings or propellors, for example, and can't make any sound unless it's a weird humming noise or something similar.  Bright lights are fine as long as they're not headlights like on a normal airplane (i.e. there has to be no logical reason for them).  It also has to have no apparent reason for being where it is other than to frighten and shock people.  Being saucer-shaped isn't really a requirement but it helps fit the standard model.  Anything else is optional as long as it doesn't include (A) identifyable markings (B) no ability to fly (C) no physical properties.  Useful tips include: skinny large-headed occupants,  extremely high speed maneuvers, other jaw-dropping capabilities.

Answer 9

Photoshop.

Answer 10

Huh?

Answer 11

Bathe yourself very well in paint and chicken feathers, then propel yourself from the top of the Empire State Building.

Answer 12

First you have to be on another planet.  Then you need four or five little men with skinny bodies, big heads and huge eyes.  Then you'll need some kind of material ... metal perhaps, or maybe a space-age plastic, some duct tape, crazy glue and paper clips.

I, of course, am just kidding.  Actually you'd need to start with some plans before thinking about anything else.

Answer 13

You have to be green with bug eyes.