What relation have cows with ufos? ?

Question

can u explain more please

Answer 1

None whatsoever, although mystified ranchers have blamed series mutilations on UFO's for lack of a more realistic answer.  Current bovine blame has been shifted to the "Greenhouse Effect" where cattle are now responsible partially for global warming because of passing gas.  I could launch a successful campaign including "documentation" to reveal that Rush Limbaugh initiated the original rumours as easily as anyone with internet access and a  decent Xerox could forge papers to get another illegal alien past the border.  Barnum was sooo right, people really want to be convinced that they stepped on a rose rather than squashed a cowpie.

Answer 2

Some people dont know this, But its not actually aliens that drive UFO's its cows. Cows are also found on planet mars as recently discovered. So each time you see a UFO you know a cow is near by.

Answer 3

Niece?

Answer 4

4% of all unidentified flying objects are cows.

Additional information: Flying cows (typically launched into the firmament with a propulsive device such as a catapult) are rare enough that the minds of untrained observers try to identify the flying cow as some other object.  When this attempt fails, but the mind of the observer still can not admit to having seen a flying cow, cognitive dissonance results, and the flying object is labeled ambiguously as "unidentified."

Answer 5

They are the pilots

Answer 6

I seriously don't think UFO's want anything to do with cows....

Answer 7

There used to be cases where ranchers would find a few of there cows were mutilated this was after seeing strange lights or a UFO in the sky the night before.  They were never solved.

Answer 8

a cow isnt related to an unidentified flying object