What say to 'Battling Spellchecker Morning Pome"?

Question

Trailing roses and wisteria...

SLAP!!! No poetry!!! Not this

EARLY!!!

Coffee ain't got a chance...

7 a.m....and YES!!! I

DID leave the caps key on!!!

Nosy creatures!!! Using all

Caps can be perceived as

SHOUTING!!! The perception

Of Y/A is dearly, merely

WRONG!! Ya AIN'T heard

Me SHOUT yet!!! If there's

Lower case words, I ain't

Squacking...OOPS!! It looks

Like you have one misspelling...

Well, STICK AROUND, BUCKO!!!

2 misspellings...heheheheheheeheheeeeeeee....

They're creepy and they're

Sleepy...how'd they know about

My family??? *talking to

MYSELF* Going bonkers

With virtual reality...4....can't

Wait till that new, improved,

Internet comes around...

Bridge is far away...tonite,

Tonite, I'll see my love

Tonite...and for me, there

Will be, shining stars...

And ghost ships, like

'Cajun Doll'....so,

Good Morning! Good Morning!

Ya'llses!!!

Answer 1

GM. Just don't go stepping on one of those ghost ships, the first step will send you shivers and some! lol

Answer 2

Could be why they're always taking 'breathers' . Hard to breathe with an eraser up your nose.

Good Morning.

Answer 3

Good morning to you..........Between spell check and sluggish getting

on and off posting, it's a damper. Yahoo comes up with more kinks,

now and again.

Answer 4

Remember E, you're in a Cajun Doll's version of virtual reality.  It's going to get SPICY!!!

Answer 5

Lol, You are a star madam, good morning back=:>)

Answer 6

You may burn all the bridges behind you, just for a night like 'tonite'. Oops, the yellow pencil has popped up.G.M. !  

Answer 7

I say...wait...I can't think of any words...what's that stuff called...coffee?

Answer 8

And why hasn't Snidely started pecking away at the giant eraser?

I've got a nice ear of corn for him if he destroys it!

Good morning to you!

Answer 9

Good morning to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Answer 10

I say this is not only snappy and peppy, but too accurate.  I was away and just found this new spell, punctuation, hint thing going on.  I'm ashamed to say I'm a teacher, according to all the errors they say I've made.  Have a good night!

Answer 11

Uhm............Howdy??????

Answer 12

You are probably to young to recall the 'Oop' language (that got her)

or was it Opt...anywho...(evil grin)...Or perhaps Pig Latin?  Might be a fun twist.  Mawning...