What say to a "Makeup Gone Wrong Morning Pome"?

Question

Intricate linear progressions

Lead to Tuesday 3 AM

Crinkly goofy...truth!

Forsooth! Who walks

This hour of power wid me???

Uh, ain't no power

In putting makeup

On by computer light!!!

Halloween...here I come!!

Good thing those

Captains cain't see

Who's opening that

Bridge!! A spook!!!

Goblin, elf, face

Almost right...fright!!!

Mascara on lips...

Missed the eyes...

Wherefore art thou

Eyes??? In my coffee

Cup...gallon...suffice

To say, this ain't be the

Day I win eeeny awurds

Fer bayuuu queeen...spelll

Checker done gonee

NUTS!!! And,,,I gots tuuuu

Watch demm punctuates!!!

I gots dis computer talkin

It's buttt off this hear maunin!!!

13 misspellingss....14...heheheheheheheheee...

16...17...contests arise...

How many can I get

Before it starts a'smokin???

18...heheheheheeeeeeee!!!!

19......

Atta checker!!!! 20...heheheheeeee

Paves the way for

21....Goods Mornings!

Good Morning! toooos...22...

Ya'llses....

23...aha!!! # of my birthday!

I quit now....!

Answer 1

Good morning to you, Don't cry today, your mascara won't know which way to run.

Spell check a flopping, popping on and off, before a word is complete, hard to

tell if right or wrong, it gives up goes off, just as quick comes on to

blink.

Answer 2

Eeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!

I've seen that look before.

Makeup put on in a hurry and....

not checking it before you go out the door.

The non verbal communication..not worrying..

The opportunity is there....

to wash it all off and go bare.

Roll up the blinds..open the window...

Repetitive motion, circles in the air...

A small tear flows, quietly, gently....

Brings music to my ears, though intense...

Is peaceful, a symbol of painful vibrations...

Meaningful to individuals as their transgression

Towards Halloween unfolds...

Keep messing with the make up Missy...

One day you'll get it right.

As we occupy interior worlds we can only visualize how you appear...

Your thoughtful poems inspire many of us to take the journey...

To share and embrace our literary skills, an exchange of thoughts, ideas...

Crossing bridges, learning new styles, participating in your worldwide classroom has given me new knowledge and power.

I...for one..Thank you.

God Bless....and ...

Good Morning!!!!

I Da Rooster!!!

Yaaaaaaa!!!!

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Answer 3

I would try makeup, if I thought it would help. I see men wearing eyeliner all the time now...see what you've done!

Answer 4

Good Morn'n !!! 3am is a challenge for everything Until that first pot o' coffee!! Should have woke Snidely up this morn'n !!! That would have made his day ,,,,Loved the pome,,,,Have a great day,,,, Gonna giv hat spell chekr hadake

Answer 5

Dat why I don't wear no makeup! Always poking eyes with lipstick!

Knocking back my #2 cup of java listening to wind and rain but just a little.  Thanks for the wake up pome.!!!!!!!!!!!!   only 3 misspells but punky chick is chitterering!

Rapid deterioration over Central Fl, lots of badly needed rain,

some gustiness of wind, power restored.  A better outcome than was expected yesterday.

Answer 6

I am virtually walking this hour with you.

Last night Dondi had 23 strikes from Spell Chick. I'm already working this morning, began shortly after 3:30. Have a four-hour off line necessity.

With all poetic punctuation finally corrected, this should be a Good Maunin here in New Yawk and down in Loosiana.

EDIT: So I have been told. Admiration to you!!

Answer 7

We're all make up challenged 3 in the morn ...  At least you didn't poke your eye out.  Good morning!

Answer 8

Make up? Make up? We don't need no stinking make up. If you can look Snidely in the beak, and he don't run screaming into the coop, you're fine. Good Morning

Answer 9

Does this eyeliner make my head look fat?

Answer 10

I sure could use the coffee I can't drink none this morning due to surgery comin' up in a few hours which caused me not to sleep so well which is causing me to want some coffee somethin' awful which is just completely ruining my day almost wish I could go to work with you and drink coffee I decided to not use any punctuation in protest Good morning to you though

Answer 11

lol, nice shift mate!

Answer 12

Now, how am I to relate to make up pomes?  lol  GM to you, by the way, I think you got something on your ear, it looks like lipstick!

Answer 13

This is fantastic! I love it! Now go write another please? To early for Snidely? Good morning to yu tu.

Answer 14

Ha ha ha.....

As we apply our make up, all onion eyed

Warped .. we tried

Our h**l-hated mascara smears

Dizzy eyed...bring on the tears

Lipstick .. artless in style

Slowly .. I smile

Thou art dankish you dizzy-eyed blonde

Impertinent make up I'm all done

Saucy I'll be

Today .. no make up for me

I'm drawing to an end

Of going over the bend

I no longer relate

How cosmetics rate

To look good and feel free

Unmuzzled, natural I'll be

To go bare

As much as I dare

Good Morning !!!!