What say to "Turbulance, Anyone?" poem?

Question

From the captain:

My apologies for interrupting you.

Seems we're in for a mild, passing,

Turbulance,

Ladies and Gentlemen.

However, in the event that you

Land before I do...

Thank you for flying with...........

Answer 1

I thought it was very funny

i just wonder what airline it was!

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if you could read mine and comment id appreciate it.

Answer 2

,,,,,Bush's Econo-Amerio,,,,,,,,,,it is Dark Humor & Yes It is Funny,,,,,Love the last three lines,,,Good Morning!!

Answer 3

I love the title!  It so fitting.  It pulls the flight attendant into the story!

Answer 4

Loved it - brought a smile to my face. Don't know why - it was only a visual of the plane landing in pieces.♥

Answer 5

Oh dear!

Dark but funny indeed.

Just popped in to say good afternoon!

Answer 6

Why I don't fly!!!

LMAO

Morning to you!

Answer 7

Just don't make Joel Osteen's wife angry on a plane...

(Seems to me she could have exercised a little more Christian Diplomacy with that flight attendant...)

Answer 8

25000 mile trip...No problem...First news on TV once home?....Hundreds dead as plane crashed in Madrid......Thanks for flying Scair America....

And the lioness sleeps tonight!

Answer 9

Any humor will do me this morn. I just appreciate it! Talk about having a crappy day within 1 hr. of waking. I am starting to feel like people are just all crazy except for us of course! Well thanks anyhow and I hope you have a good one.

Answer 10

Look, up in the sky. It's a

FLYING TIGER.

Wheeeeeeeee!!

Good Morning

Answer 11

She's put away the shotgun and gone to the revolver. Very tricky.

Answer 12

I just hope the poor bloke got his free in-flight meal and movie before his unfortunate demise!

Answer 13

" The emergency exits are situated here,  here, and there...alternatively just climb out of any other hole that appears in the fuselage."

A genuine safety brief I once got on board a military aircraft. It was followed by the 'reassurance' that the pilot and co-pilot made it "...their pledge to be the first on the scene of any accident involving their plane!!"

Picky,,picky,,  shouldn't that be turbulence?