What say you to 'One Sad *ss Morning Pome?"?

Question

Details in the retell

Of forgotten language

Lore...such a bore...

SLAP!!! None of that!!!

Saturday Morning is

Alarming..SLAP!!!

No ryhming this early!!!

Ever the frog sits..

No Haiku this early!!!

SLAP!!! Okay!!! GEEEEZZZ!!!

The Egress of Time....

SLAP!!! No beginnings of

Sonnets, either!!!

I'm being edited by...ME!!!

Snidely!!! Help!!!!

"Well, you should have

Practiced what you preach!!!"

I be good, I be good!!!!

Back to nonsensical

Dimensional acuities

Of goofy...was a young

Lady from DesMoine

Who wanted only coin....

To be finished...later...

Take up the torch...

Bridge calling, bawling...

Where be that tender...?

Tender be goofing around...

Hold your steel...make coffee...

Cause here I go on Saturday

Morn...battling boogaloos...

Sans shoes...steel toes go

Away...not today...gonna

Kick back...gonna squeek

Good Morning! Good Editing Morning!!

Ya'llses...of morning,

Making my morning warming!!!

Answer 1

Good way to start the day.

Sounds like you're in a hurry,

Scurry scurry scurry

Going to wear runners I see

For your tender tootsies.

Just what a Bridgetender needs.

Snidely sure leads an interesting life

Right now there's nothing finer

In China

I see he's NOW a bird of diSTINKshun...lol.

The little stinker.

Answer 2

Sounds like...

Bridge over troubled water..

Interesting but confusing.

Snidely emailed me   when he went back to his hotel from supper at the Embassy the Security Council moved him to a different location.  It seems he threw a monkey wrench into a major Chinese Mafia operation.  He is now an honored guest of the Chinese Consulate for his help and bravery.  The toilet paper seller was immediatly sentenced to a labor camp for eight months.  Several hundred members involving construction, security services, debt collection, loan sharking, gambling dens, hostess clubs, restaurants, small businesses, souvenier and refreshment stands were found in the building and those business are being shut down and taken over by the military as we speak.  As Beijing is now the most colorful city of the Orient justice is swift and thourough.  Now where Snidely goes his security includes Canadian and American Special Forces as well as the Guard Army of Beijing Garrison.

  

Poor Snidely...and to think, it all started because he had to p**p.

Well, I guess he's built a relationship with the forces that control Beijing.

His last words were:  

The Chinese invented Toilet Paper in 589 AD and in 1596 they invented the flushing toilet.  In a country of over 13 Billion people you'd think it would be easy to find Toilet Paper.  In 1871 it was first marketed in the US and sold in plain brown wrappers under the counter because people didn't think it would catch on.  Now there's tons of it in the US and they hoard it over here for the Olympics.  There are two catagories: 720 sheets per roll for average citizens and 1500 softer sheets for diplomats, royalty and persons of distinction.  They took my 720 sheet roll away and gave me a 1500 sheet roll.

It just shows you that a person has to raise a little chit to get anywhere.

GEEEEEEEZZZZZ all because I had to p**p!!!!

Is this the end of Snidely's adventures or perhaps a new beginning....we'll have to wait and see.

By the way...Coca Cola of China in collaberation with Coca Cola of North America sent Snidely a case of Toilet Paper.  

12-(1500 sheet rolls) of Super Soft.

He says for you to guess what logo is printed on each sheet.

Answer 3

Day off from tending the bridge is a very good thing!  Enjoy the day, drink the coffee, sharpen the pencil like your wit!  Good mornin' to you!

Answer 4

Given that the 2nd verse is an ironic acrostic (LOL) I think you can't call it sad entirely. :-D

Goofy pomes rock! Warning Warning! Will Robinson......Full moon on the rise....abandon hope all who sail with pens at the ready !

Sad aft poetry is looming fast. Full steam ahead!

Answer 5

Good editing Morning, Afternoon and Evening to you as well.

Tote those poems, lift those books, get drunk on coffe and high on poetry.

It is impossible to edit one's own work. Fotunately, this poem needs no editing.

Answer 6

How's about you let us be the judge of these aborted poems?....I bet they will be heaps better than some of the postings I read in my idle moments (sycophancy suits me, don't you think?)

Actually, I mean it!

Answer 7

Geez, even the rooster's having more fun than I am today. Good Morning

Answer 8

You can put the coffee on for me if you don't mind, had an all nighter with not being able to sleep and saw the pc light on and that was it! Here it 5:00am and still no sleep, so I guess I'll be slapping myself around just to stay awake later on!  

Maybe good idea if I take a nappypoo, if the pooches will allow it!  Good morning to you, and don't work to hard, bring plenty of coffee!

Thinking of Haiku and eggs later myself, LOL Have a great day!  Cheers!

Answer 9

it almost reminds me of charles bukowski... maybe reminding isnt what im looking for, but it conjures up images of him in my mind... i like the style and the flow...

please answer mine

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Answer 10

I will be thinking about you as I chase the little ball around the manicured fairways.  (for charity though!)  GM to you.

Answer 11

Tis a flne way to start the day!! Good Morn'n to ya !!

Answer 12

And so goes the tender

Again on a bender

What does she do?

Eschew the other shoe?

Achoooo to you to

Concrete and glass view

Sharing with me and you

Smatterings splattering our faces

Of odd people and strange places

Tennies on going through paces

As each day she erases

To start a new for all to see

The world of the Queen Bee

GM all

On the road again.................