What shall I do with the neighbors chicken that has landed in my compound?

Question

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Answer 1

Compound it in the butt.

Land your compound in the chicken.

Answer 2

cut it's head off and see how long it will live for.

The record is 2 weeks.

Or raise it because they can't properly take care of their animals.  

Answer 3

ask it why chickens feel compelled to "cross the road".  

Answer 4

give it back to neighbor. if ur annoyed, tell him next time its ur dinner.

Answer 5

FREE DINNER!!!! yay!!!  

Answer 6

I think it's time to have a good old home style chicken dinner.  It's trespassing and your getting hungry.

Answer 7

Two tablespoons of worcestershire sauce and one chopped onion and tow cans of mushroom soup

Answer 8

Take good care of it until your neighbor comes to get it....  It wouldn't be a crime to steal a few eggs in the process either.

Answer 9

make fried chicken...lol

Answer 10

hm look after the chicken carefully and handover the chicken safely to your neighbour ok.

do this if ur a non veg also.

Answer 11

Barbecue it and eat it and make d**n sure your kids never wander into the neighbor's compound

Answer 12

A great revenge.Make your duck land on your neighbour's compound.

Answer 13

call ur neighbour, tell him u found a chicken in ur compound & ask him if he thinks its his

Answer 14

return it :)

They might not be to concerned, or even care, but at least YOU are doing the right thing.

Answer 15

Not sure, but DON'T choke it.

Answer 16

Well... do you like to eat chicken?

Answer 17

Eat her! Or Return her.

Answer 18

winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Answer 19

return it to avoid legal action! :D

Answer 20

kill it, skin it, gut it, cut it, cook it, have a barbeque and invite your neighbor!!!! YAAAAAYYY

everyones happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 21

Get the shake and bake, oven at 350....yum

Answer 22

your compound?  well I think the chicken is the least of your worries... I think the fbi is looking to raid your compound any day now.