What shall i do if my cats stars speaking to me in russian again?

Question

it was bulgarian last month

Answer 1

go to a hospital a tell them you are very sick=]

Answer 2

take the tablets the doctor gave u  

Answer 3

Wash his mouth out with soap.

Answer 4

remind the cats that this is not the sought after behavior

Answer 5

Buy them an English dictionary and send them to bed

Answer 6

Hit the pipe again.  

Answer 7

shove it down the toilet

Answer 8

stop taking whatever you are taking!

Answer 9

1- ask what planet your cat is from.

2- consult your doctor.

Answer 10

Hey, do my friend what I do if he speaks to me in Spanish I will speak to him in geringonza >>>>>>

Answer 11

stop taking whatever it is you're on.

Answer 12

slap him on the face and report him to the illegal immigration officers.

Answer 13

Um this is a tricky question as not many, some but not many cats speak russian. Buy a phrasebook perhaps. Start speaking to it in cat talk (meow brrp etc), that should confuse it.

Answer 14

Just smile and nod, and then when hes not looking, RUN

Answer 15

Keep him away from the Georgian cats in the neighbourhood.

Answer 16

How do you know that he's speaking bulgarian and/or russian?

I suggest you just nod your head yes, and look as though you agree with him.