What shoes should I wear to my first day in prison?

Question

Vera Wang, Vera Bradley, Vera Violation for Chatting? Which one? Help please, my sentence starts soon.

Answer 1

are u serious? lol

try Crocs

Answer 2

Wow... no offense, but that's a really awkward question.

Answer 3

Does it really matter?

Answer 4

Vera Wang

Answer 5

Don't think anyone should be telling anyone whether they should ask questions or not.  Don't try to decide for all of us, since some of us are amused.  You don't control the internet. Wear Stilettos, gone gone.  

Answer 6

are you being serious?

Answer 7

try some high heels the boss will love those

Answer 8

Funny how someone doesn't mind ANSWERING the nonsense questions that are "spamming" up the board.  The whole point is that they are fun, fun, fun.  You should wear Crocs, gone gone.  Don't mock the Croc.  

Answer 9

Just go with a pair of Jimmy Choos.

Answer 10

High-heels and fishnet stalkings.

Answer 11

Just go with a pair of haute couture one of a kind Chanels.

Duhh or get the most expensive ones you can find.

Answer 12

Vera Bradley or heavy duty booots!

Answer 13

the most expensive ones you can find obvi

Answer 14

I wouldn't wear shoes... Maybe the prison will give you some.

The problem with wearing shoes is someone in there might want them... And they might rape you to get them. So unless you want to be someones b*tch the first night -  I'd just go barefoot... Although watch where you step...  

Answer 15

High hills are best for prison.  That way you make friends real quick. ;-)

Answer 16

Ummmm. A shirt, pants and shoes. lol

Answer 17

dont you have to change your shoes when you go into prison? and why would you want to wear designer shoes to prison?

Answer 18

Not to worry.The prison will assign your shoes.If you are going to prison shoes are the least of your worries.

Answer 19

What did you do and i would wear stripes thats HOT

Answer 20

First off, I doubt your going to prison, because chances are you would be in jail first depending on what you did.

Second of all, i doubt that you would be concerned about your shoes considering they are just going to take them away from you and give you shoes.

Third of all, stop spamming the boards with such nonsense questions.

Get a life, go to college, or go back to Highschool.  

Answer 21

i would go with rite-aid. they be confiscating ur shoes in prison

Answer 22

I wouldnt be too worried about shoes if i was going to prison..  

Answer 23

You should wear the "pointiest" shoes you own. They make better weapons! (Just in case you need to kick a little ***)

Answer 24

Perhaps something metallic colored, to match the Chastity belt I hope you will be wearing as well. GOOD LUCK