What should I do? I found a s*x tape of my wife and her ex boyfriend in her dresser drawer?

Question

I was looking for cash, and found the tape. I watched it, and my super fat wife, moo moo lovins' was, hot, yeah, hot, like unreal, no cankles or belly fat hot. I suddenly have an urge to make love to my wife again and ditch the mistresses. Is there some kind of goggle video system that shows me the old images of my wife while I have s*x with her? Like virtual moo moo from the past? Perhaps there's hope for my marriage after all.

Answer 1

Yes, there is a website like that. It called www.areyoufrickingnutsorwhat.com  

Answer 2

Are you for real? she probably got the cankles and belly fat from having YOUR kids! If you truly loved her you could see past the belly fat and cankles. I'm sure no prize yourself buddy! What a dirt wad!

Answer 3

I still think you should make Firefightin Momma your next mistress.  That poem last Friday was FANTASTIC:)

Answer 4

Happy Oktoberfest............Franken Hans

Answer 5

I'll build you one, for a fee.

Answer 6

Frank, just play the video in the background.  Problem solved and I agree with Honesty that poem was great!

virtual moo moo HA  

Answer 7

Yeah, that's real funny.

Answer 8

sorry bud...there is no turning back.  my wife is like yours...keep the mistress, i don't know what i'd do without mine

Answer 9

LMAO! You are just every women's dream come true, aren't ya?

Answer 10

Is this Frankie Chili Beanser?

I like the 'moo moo lovins' -- LOL

Good one today!  I'm proud of you!