What should I do? There is a man in my office who claims I'm sleeping with his wife, they both work here and?

Question

truthfully, I haven't slept with her yet. In fact we have just had drinks so far after work a couple of times. Since this guy has been threatening me, don't you think I should take to the next level and sleep with her? I even thought about writing my name on her butt with a Sharpie when we're done for him to see later.

Answer 1

Tell him with all your other lovers you just don't have time to fit her in.

Answer 2

I suggest that you just leave her alone. You don't know what this guy might do to you. He could be a psycho and all he needs is a little push and then, wham!

Answer 3

Tell him that you've never "slept" with her, but that you are, in fact, s******g her brains out.  "Sleeping" is far too intimate.  

Answer 4

  If you know for sure he isn't a member of the N.R.A. you might get away with it. If  he was a friend of mine You would not but since you feel impervious to any backlash by all means go for it.  Just out of curiosity are you the business owner? Also what state are you in do they have alienation rights there? Are you married and sure he didn't already do your wife?Have you heard the words  GOING POSTAL?Well do as you will for it will be done unto you.

Answer 5

Frank... you should have tapped it already! Let him give you something to fuss about!!! LOL

Answer 6

I think it is a moral imperative that you sleep with her as soon as possible.  you have to stand up to bullies.  can't just let this guy threaten you with no repercussions Frank.  maybe you should also leave some teeth marks by your name, just for verification purposes.  

Answer 7

LMAO!!!!!!!

THAT would be PRICELESS!!  

Answer 8

um. Well I wouldn't go that extreme! I don't agree with cheating what so ever so i would suggest waiting until they divorce.  

Answer 9

I say sleep with her. There is no point in having him all upset for no good reason...give him a reason to be mad.  Plus, if hes mad for no reason you aren't benefiting at all...tap that!  

Answer 10

You can try.  Hey when I sleep with you will know from the smile on her face.

I swear ******* isn't as big as you.

I'm waiting till her nausea of being with you clears

Don't worry I'll tell you what the deep part feels like.

Answer 11

Ho Hum........

Answer 12

I'm with Brightside...   whats teh deal??  you shold have have closed the deal already...

Answer 13

I believe it is your right to sleep with her since her husband is being a total deek. And while you're at it, brand her butt, BEANSER WAS HERE.

Answer 14

I am shocked that you havent closed the deal yet.

Answer 15

there is no right answer for you my friend. If he thinks you are you probably hanging out with her more than you should, but on the other hand she should not allow such suspicion to her husband.

I would advise you to leave her alone, less worries and less problems, I'm sure there are other ladies you can go have drinks and probably unmarried, younger better looking and all that.. wisen up chap!

Answer 16

You have done drinks and did not get it?

Dude, you are slipping.

You have let your public down.

I will say that I have never considered leaving an autograph.

Is it like an artist signing a canvas?

We are in the presence of genius.