What should I do about this ghost?

Question

I see a ghost quite often. It looks like the silhouette of a twelve year old girl. I am always between it and the nearest light source. When I try to move out of the way to get a better view, to let the light shine on it, it mimics my movements and I can't get to see it in the light. No matter what I do, I am always between it and the light. When I get closer to it, it becomes more defined. When I move away it grows fuzzy. I tried to get a picture of it, but when I went to get my camera the ghost disappeared when I reached the door. I have seen it my whole life, it is almost like it follows me around. What can I do?

Answer 1

Yes, Jane is right Psiexplosion, you are very immature. And frankly I'm offended.

It sounds like you have what is known in professional circles as a mirror ghost, which is not technically a ghost at all. Although outwardly you are a thirty eight year old man who lives in his parent's basement on the inside you have all the charm and innocence of a twelve year old girl, this is called your psiself.

Your psiself is struggling for recognition which is why she seeks to reveal herself to you in a series of ambiguous visions. The situation is further complicated because like most girls of your age your psiself is going through a kind of perpetual puberty causing confusion and conflicting emotions.

The way to become at peace with your psiself is to let her act in the ways that a twelve year old girl would naturally choose to. Spend about an hour each day experimenting with make up, reading trashy teen magazines and watching movies about cheerleaders. Every now and again giggle loudly at nothing and exclaim OMG, he's so hottt! and OMG she's such a s***k!!! Send everybody you know random nonsensical SMSs too until your credit runs out.

Anyway, you get the idea, give it a go and please let us know if after doing this you find your psiself more satisfied.

Answer 2

I would enlist the aid of orbs (which should be in the same direction) to corral this elusive creature.

Question: Does it disappear when you use a flash?

Answer 3

My Imaginary friend thinks you have got serious problems lol