What should I do to get revenge on this guy?

Question

Okay, there's this super annoying guy in my homeroom who keeps on teasing me, and I've been considering payback. No matter what I say to him, he still acts like a jerk, so I've counted out talking to him. I really want to teach him a lesson-what should I do? Also, I don't want him to know it was me who did it, and it needs to be something I can do during school...

Answer 1

Put a f**t machine attached under his desk and make f**t noises with it in class. You have a remote and press it during class and a f**t noise will come out of the machine under his desk.

He'll be so embarrassed! lol.

Hope I helped.

Good luck.

Answer 2

Easier said than done, but don't do anything.

Don't give him the satisfaction of letting him know that he's bothering you. He's merely doing it to get reaction out of people, bullies enjoy that.

Just try to ignore him. It'll be tough, but it might work.

Answer 3

dont do anything! You should not get revenge! If you fight fire with fire you end up getting burned. Dont try to get even then he will be mad and then it could lead to a big fight!

Answer 4

Make a drawing of him, or take a picture if you have one, put it in the toilet, p**p on it, and laugh at him whenever you see him in person (he won't know why).  

Or p**p on a tissue and stick it to his locker door.  <---You'd have to be so careful that witnesses don't see you.  And there might be video cameras in the hallway at your school.  OMG that would be a stupid thing to get in trouble for.

You could also put a note in his locker (or sneak it onto his desk if he gets up) about kindness, and how it's good to treat others the way you would like to be treated.  Mention that he is a bit of a bully, and that he will only catch bees with honey.  Remind him that he's very young and he can change, now. Type it so it's anonymous.

Answer 5

WWJD

what would Jesus do?

Answer 6

Be successful. That's the best way to bother your enemies.

Don't even give him the energy of talking to him. He sounds immature and mean.

Answer 7

Pop him in the mouth.  That will shut him up.

Answer 8

2 wrongs dont make a right

Answer 9

I have done revenge before. Once you do it you will always want to do it and become so lost within the frame of revenge that you will forget altogether who you are. Every time someone annoys or hurts you the only thing you will know how to do is take revenge and find yourself completely alone.

Let him go. He will be his own worst enemy soon enough.

Answer 10

Do nothing unpleasent to him.

I suggest you read about the Drama triangle - see source below

People in this triangle adopt a role of persecutor, victim or rescuer. Seems you are thinking of switching role away from victim. What you should do instead is stop being  on the triangle.

Answer 11

revenge is not yours to use, those who do always loose in the end.

Answer 12

we cant all be perfect, if you want revenge go for it sometimes taking the sanctimonious attitude will get you nowhere. everybody I MEAN everybody has dealt with an annoying person at some point in their lives, everybody has been tempted for revenge.

there will be a breaking point take your chance. this guy has got to realize you not not gonna take this rubbish from him.

he's bothering other people why don't you trying talking to them about it?

Answer 13

you will have to find your own  pay back however revenge is a dish best served cold

Answer 14

Revenge only leads to more revenge. If you talk to him and say why is he bothering you, he'll probably bother you more and make you look awkward.

You know, it's better to get a group of friends or someone to chat with while this guy is making a nuisance in your homeroom class. If you do this, it will just make the illusion that you don't have an interest into him and it just exposes him to the jerk he really is to the people around him. I don't see the solution to say much to the teacher, unless it really gets out of hand. But, normally the teacher will move that guy to another place or send him out the halls by himself. My best advice is to use reverse psychology, that is ignoring him.(like chatting with a friend)

You really need to be prepared for the classroom clown that wants attention and the drama he unfolds. If you decide to get revenge on him, it probably makes the matters even worst than before. This will just lead into may be fights and awkward drama that will irritate you more. In otherwords, just deal with it at the best of your ability.