What should I do to heal my p***s?

Question

So after vigorously masturbating I believe that the skin was torn off my p***s? A month later, there is still an obvious area where the skin is different, with a border around it. Is there anything I can do to make it back to normal? Any cream I can use?

Answer 1

HEAD-ON...apply directly where it hurts!!  

Answer 2

get a p***s transplant!

Answer 3

Any abrasians like that in future you should use an antiseptic cream to prevent infection. Matter of fact, apply some now.. it cannot hurt it.

Answer 4

Likely it's just scar tissue.  If it does not hurt, or is not numb to the touch, then trying to have it surgically repaired might cause more problems than it solves.  Leave it alone to heal.

If you are asked about it...explain it resulted from a visit to a Mexican bar, a blind piano player with a bad attitude, and a spider monkey named "Jake", who pulled a knife on you.  Then tell them you can't discuss it further, due to emotional trauma, and on advice of your attorney.  You will be a legend within a week!

A good scar needs a good story.  Keep a straight face!    :)