What should I name a polar bear?

Question

What's a good name for a polar bear?

I don't want like Icy, or Snowcone, or Snowflake or any o' that stuff........

Answer 1

Gringo

Answer 2

Dumb *** Bear

Answer 3

Survivor.

Because polar bears have been around for about 200,000

years, ever since they evolved from brown bears.

They have survived all of the changes in climate over that

period, including the inter-glacial period when there was no

polar ice cap.

Answer 4

Pancho

Answer 5

teddy or bear or teddybear!

Answer 6

Bernard

Answer 7

I call mine Rug.

Answer 8

Is it male or female?

I like Fluffy, the dichotomy of that name for a 1200 pound carnivore just works for me.

If it's female, Ursula would work since the scientific name for the species is Ursus maritimus.

Answer 9

Reba (the letters of bear mixed up)

Answer 10

coc-cola or just cola

storm

Answer 11

How about Brownie or Blackie.

Answer 12

Hungry

Chomping all those CUTE Baby Seals to death - eating only the fat and leaving the meat.  

How many CUTE baby seals does a hungry Polar Bear eat in one week??

With over 20,000 Polar Bears = how long before they deplete the population of CUTE baby seals and begin starving from lack of food????

Answer 13

Juan

Answer 14

Snow White.  

Which uses the cliche of "white", while suggesting the fairy tale charactor. I like that very much. I touch of the expected, while making it something not expected.

Answer 15

how bout Nanook?

as in nanook of the north!

Answer 16

bi-polar

Answer 17

Polo

Answer 18

precious, as thats what they are slowly becoming

Answer 19

It depends on whether this starving animal is chasing you, or you are hunting it to eat it and wear its fur. You will change your terminology based on whether you are top predator or prey.

But in one way or another the name you give should convey something of the bear's desperate plight even if she is hot on your heels.

How about Desperada.

Answer 20

Shmeeple

Answer 21

"Abundant". There are more polar bears today than anytime in the last 35 years.  The worldwide population of these bears has more than doubled since 1965, to an estimated 20,000-25,000 today. Far from being threatened, by all accounts the bears are thriving.

Maybe name it "JunkScience" :)

Answer 22

glad to see you are planing ahead . will come in handy having someone that can train one . me im hoping for a couple of lamas myself . at least wen food gets scarce i wont be on the menu .

Answer 23

Donny or Chris