What should I name my rascal?

Question

I just adopted a rascal, like the one Eric Wareheim has. Found him crawling in the dumpster out back. What should I name the little guy?

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Answer 1

Newman, of course.

Answer 2

I think you should fore go the cutesy animal names like mittens or spike and go with a real person type name.  Possibly after an old famous dead person.  This would cause needless confusion at first with your neighbors and they may even think you to be senile.  After some time though the memories that come flooding back to their geriatric asses would fill them with thoughts of better times when things in this country made more sense and all those d**n kids didn't ride skateboards.  I think you should name your rascal Franklin Roosevelt.