What should Kobe do to make himself feel better after the Finals loss?

Question

a) cry and whine for a trade

b) taste Shaq's black A S S

c) rape another teenage girl

d) tell his bandwagon fans how g*y they are

e) all of the above

Answer 1

DUDE! I LOVE YOUR EFFORT! BUT THE REAL< MY CAT IS WET IS FUNNIER! BUT POWER TOO YOU!

THE ONLY THING THAT WILL MAKE HIM BETTER IS PIERCE KISSING HIS BOO BOOO!

Answer 2

that's worst question i've ever heard

Answer 3

oh another kobe hater REPORTED  

Answer 4

f) go to Europe for $50 million per year... along with Lebron.