What should be done about all the Giant Midgets that are running around?

Question

Attacking people?

I got bit by one last week and had to take a series of rabies shots. This should be a key issue in this years presidential election-yet i havent heard either party even mention it.

Answer 1

omg i thought it was just me!!  lol! this election has gotten outragous i agree and yes those damned giant midgets are getting bad out here too just yesterday i had to fight them away from my trash cans.

Answer 2

Huh? Explain further, please. Midgets don't usually bite, but midges might.

Answer 3

The Obama and the McCain campaigns are both attempting to win the midget vote and are afraid of offending potential voters. Recent poles show McCain having a slight lead among midgets overall. The poles did not specify if they were giant midgets or smaller midgets.