What should i do, my mother said if i have dirty thoughts i would tern to stone.?

Question

I think she was wright, I was reading a playboy magazine,and now Im starting to turn to stone.

Answer 1

It's called an erection.

Answer 2

no but u will go blind

Answer 3

Don't panic because that rock hard state only lasts for a short time. Then you'll need top ups again.

Answer 4

Yeah, it's really HARD to put that magazine down !

Answer 5

haha - that should have been under jokes and riddles!!

Answer 6

Are you sure it not your 'ahem' getting firm?  Don't worry.  It's temporary.

Answer 7

Oh Noez.

Answer 8

im sorry that your turnin to stone you should have that checked it couldnt be good..

Answer 9

Well Jesus said the thought was as much sin as the action.

Answer 10

get stoned

Answer 11

Ask her to show you where she got her information.

Answer 12

I imagine she meant that your nether regions may harden a little.....

Answer 13

Uh huh.

Grab a rag and get over it.

Answer 14

Piggy!

Answer 15

That's impossible...but don't read those playboy magazines anymore!

Answer 16

She meant "rock hard" as in your peepee, not your entire body.

Answer 17

Just try some exfoliating creme and say your prayers after each thought.  I don't know your age but it is normal to be curious.

Answer 18

you're fine, calm down.

every guy gets hard when he sees naked women.

Answer 19

My wang turns to stone when I watch p**n...

Answer 20

i dont know, good luck with that.

Answer 21

your mother was RIGHT, but only certain parts of your anatomy will "turn to stone". That would be biologically necessary should you ever choose to pro-create.

Answer 22

she is right. the only the only way to reverse you completely turning to stone is by capturing the head of medusa

Answer 23

You probably ran into some medusa looking h**e, it's ok, just turn the page quickly.