What should i do I was coming home from the pub last night?

Question

and cut through the park

i stopped for a p**s at a tree and noticed this filthy looking person one tree back from me

so i walked along to another tree but i notice this filthy scum move to where i was

i thought schitt , im really need a p**s so i went on to the next

but this person soon moved to the tree i just left

this went on all the way through the park

Are you still following me

hmmmmmmm (sorry )

Answer 1

conan!!! do you really think im a filthy person -im hurt

The Queen is going to go and cry =[

Answer 2

Use the rest room before you leave the pub.

Answer 3

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

yep sorry thought you didnt notice me

x x x

Answer 4

if thats true thats really scary.  maybe you were just really drunk and it was something normal though

Answer 5

How did you know it was me. I had a stocking on my face.