What should i do? i went fishing yesterday and caught a

Question

mermaid in my nets, what should i do with her?

Answer 1

Sounds like quite a meal...better invite some friends over and get the charcoal going!!

Answer 2

Put her in your bathtub.

Answer 3

We are not called mermaids, we are called selkies!

Put her back or there is trouble coming your way mate.

Best read the tale of the selkie that deud no' forget and be quick t' decide man.

Answer 4

make her sing "under the sea"

Answer 5

Don't waste our time with deluded fantasies.

Answer 6

Sell her to Sea World for lots of money.

Answer 7

gut'er!

Answer 8

take her out of the net

Answer 9

keep it  

Answer 10

If you have to ask let her go> Maybe she will give you a wish or 2>

Answer 11

Spawn!

Answer 12

fillet her.  

Answer 13

wishful thinking on your part

Answer 14

Take her home and  make beautiful fish babies with her!

Answer 15

What were mermaids?

See following site, then do what you want.  Be aware that all aquatic mammals are protected.

http://www.theoceanadventure.com/FMIE/FM...

Answer 16

sell your story to the newspapers, become famous, and star on telly shows.

If not, have a party, and have some mermaid steaks!!

Answer 17

If it was Darryl Hannah definately keep her! But don't make her a s*x slave you'll wind up in the pokey.

Answer 18

If you are single and she still looks good, keep her, if you are not you best send the fish a swimmin.....

Answer 19

CHECK OUT HER BLOW HOLE

Answer 20

treat her like a nice salmon!

de-bone her...

Answer 21

you should stop using mind altering drugs that is what you should do as there is no such thing

Answer 22

ride er!

thats y mermaids come ashore for a taste of fish

Answer 23

I hear they taste like chicken.