What should i do when i need to f**t?

Question

my friend is coming to stay at my house for a few days, but when he has been before i farted in the middle of the night when i thought he was asleep (it might have woken him up coz it was quite loud) but looking back i dont think he was asleep. what should i do this time if i need to f**t?

Answer 1

Do it in the bathroom, and also have a air fresher after you farted.

Answer 2

do one and just laugh about it

Answer 3

Announce it as creatively as possible!  For example: "This one has hairs on it's chest!"

Answer 4

let it rip,its natural

Answer 5

Let it out loud and proud!

Nothing wrong with a good f**t.

Answer 6

l recently read where the average person .." farts "..

at least 10 times daily.

l am sure your friend does as well.Say nothing.True friends always understand...........

Answer 7

If you know they are particularly pungent, then perhaps excusing yourself and going to the rest room would be polite. But most people aren't going to make a big deal about it if you let one slip.

Just try not to eat anything that might cause you to be more flatulent than normal.

Answer 8

dude you're a guy!

just f**t.

Answer 9

To be a kid again.

At a young age, we laughed about farting.

As you get older and f**t you feel embarrassed.

You get really old and f**t and you're glad that you're doing something.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit.

The more you eat, the more you toot.

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So let's eat beans for every meal

Answer 10

just f**t and if any one is staring at you just act like it wasn't you so you wont be embarrassed  ask ewe who farted and turn around and look around

Answer 11

LOL you're a guy! Who cares ... guys f**t and it's funny ... just laugh

Answer 12

depends were you are say if its just you and your friend or just you let it rip but say if your out for dinner at say some restaurant or even if your at macdonnalds hold it in because otherwise don't you look kind of weird and rude.

Answer 13

Are you for real?  Let it out like a wild banshee, and yelp while you do it.

Answer 14

If he is your friend I bet he will laugh.Why are you so shy about this?Maybe tell him you have to f**t first so then I am sure he will say go ahead and be amused,then you will feel more comfortable.Everyone farts and I am sure he will do it in front of you if he is staying there a few days, if you do it first it will break the ice.don't worry :)