What should i do with my unruly son?

Question

He doesnt listen to me, he disobeys every order. What should i do? I have tried every trick in the book. Threats, treats, denying desserts, denying food for a day, removing all forms of entertainment, dunking in water, putting him in freezing water, spanking, forcing red hot chillis etc etc... He has not straightened one bit. Do u have any suggestions?

Answer 1

Let me have him as you obviously are a moron.  You are abusing your child, physically and emotionally.  YOU ARE SICK!

Answer 2

dont be fooled, this is a troll...

thnx for the points

Answer 3

Have you tried water boarding yet?

Maybe it's you and not him-when you consider a kid to be your single biggest mistake-they kinda tend to pick up on it- maybe you should consider giving him to foster care. It sounds like he deserves a better father.  

Answer 4

put him in a skirt tights and heels and take him out in public it really does work

Answer 5

Did you really whoop his As* Or was it like a "bobby I'm going to spank you" and then you hit him once. How old is he? where is is father. I say you seek counseling. there not being a father involved can really be the issue.

Edit*

You calling him a mistake means that you call him every other name in the book... then he has a reason to rebel. as i said... Seek counseling

Answer 6

I'm sure you do all this. This is why you are posting on the internet, where yahoo can actually track you down and find you and turn you over to the authorities.

Answer 7

Go to counseling....for him and you.  Denying food for a day, putting him in freezing water and forcing red hot chillis are child abuse.  It sounds to me like you could both use some help.

Answer 8

Back under your bridge, troll.

Answer 9

the only thing I can tell you is tell you he needs a good *** whipping !!!  It always worked for mine !!

Answer 10

Are you kidding?  I can tell his problem is you.  He's not obeying you because of your ridiculous punishments that are obviously not fixing the problem but only make him feel ridiculed, humiliated, and border line abused.

Discipline is the opposite of punishment in that it enforces boundaries and guidelines but does so in a loving and compassionate way that does not make the child feel humiliated.

You should read Dr. James Dobson's book "The Strong Willed Child" immediately.  In the meantime, watch Super Nanny or Nanny 911, they have many good tips on how to set rules & enforce them without damaging your child's self-esteem.

Bad kids are usually the product of bad parenting skills.