What should i get my dad for his 58 birthday?

Question

He has a very good sense of humor, loves baseball but is too [({old})] to play it :P. kinda likes fishing, hurt his back so he doesnt really golf much anymore. doesnt wear ties. but sometimes he likes to play with big boy toys like, my sister is getting him an airsoft pellet gun, i cant afford a jet-ski or motorcycle, but he really wants one. please help idk what to get him, i want to beat my sisters gift ([Just kidding]) and knock his socks off. i already scheduled a day for us to be together so thats out of the pic. I want to get him a material object too.

~Thanks for helping

Answer 1

you know him, he is your father. you say he likes fishing, then get him a new pole and some tackle. if he likes to work on cars, get him some tools.i figure whatever you get him, he will like it.

Answer 2

a lap dance

Answer 3

get him a card that says over the hill but just not there yet

and as for the present get him...a...hmm....lets see...

oo how bout...no that wont do...how bout a...no thats illegal... o i got it how bout tickets to either see a BASEBALL GAME OR TICKETS TO GO ON A FISHING BOAT

Answer 4

get him a nice deepsea fishing pole my dad loves thoses

Answer 5

mmm...get him...baseball cards, or old games...get him a jersey or a baseball something like that...get him a ring too something like that