What should i say back when someone prank calls?

Question

i always wanted to prank someone back when they call me.

what should i say to ruin their call for them

Answer 1

i always burp in their ear - really loud.

If you can't summon a nasty burp on command like i can, just scream in their ear - really loud.

If you are in a place where you can't make such a scene, then just act kinda goofy.  Say nonsensical things, or pretend that you are talking to a travel agent and go into a lot of detail about the trip you're planning and make up the details as you go.  The other caller will freak out and you can then talk to him in real time again before drifting back to the travel agent.

Answer 2

The last time someone prank called me I hung up and they called back so i just played along, changed my voice, joked back, said a few funny things and made them feel like i pranked them instead. it was funny because they called using voices from actors and i cause them to talk and after 20 minutes they hung up and never called back.

Answer 3

If you want the calling to stop. Be Boring.

You do need to be sure it is a prank caller so the first time after the hello when nothing is said just gently hang up the phone. You do not want to give any kind of reaction to them.

If they call back....

Just say hello and hello and give them 2 seconds to reply and then lay the phone down on a pillow or  put it into a drawer and close the drawer.

If your phone has a MUTE setting press it or HOLD. That way they won't be able to hear you or your TV or family interacting. It will also tie up there phone so they can't make more prank calls as quickly to others. Set a timer for 5 or 10 mins. so you can hang your phone up so you can receive other calls.

This will take the fun out of prank calling you.

Answer 4

Pizza Hut, can I take your order?    lol

Answer 5

depending on where and what town/city you live in for example say hello Constable peters speaking of the spearfish country sheriffs office how can I be of assistance. that will make them think twice. ha ha ha.