What should the first man to land on another planet say?

Question

What should the first man to land on another planet say?

Answer 1

" I take this step in the name of all humankind."

or "To all humans, this is just the beginning of our journey."

Corny heh

Answer 2

"I came all this way for this barren desert?  What was I thinking?!  I want to go HOME!!!"

Answer 3

"I claim this planet in the name of The United States of America"

Answer 4

Good thing I brought hand lotion.

Answer 5

I like a joke from "From The Earth To The Moon:"

'If you had any balls, you'd yell "Oh God, what is that thing?" then scream and cut the mic.'

The way things are going with the space program these days, I think the appropriate line should be, "Well it's about damned time!"

I'd probably say a few lines about how it is in Man's nature to explore, and that this is the next great step in our journey towards the stars.

Answer 6

"small step for mankind, great step for a man"

Answer 7

" I hope that loud clunking noise coming from the engine is nothing serious"

Answer 8

"Heaven's to Betsy!"

Answer 9

"We come in peace on behalf of the people of Planet Earth --- AAUGH! what's that!?" and then cut his mike.