What should we be doing to get Dihydro Monoxide banned?

Question

Dihydro Monoxide - You may not have heard of it, but this is a dangerous chemical. It is colourless, odourless and tasteless but can be fatal if inhaled.

Farmers all over the world are using this potential toxin as a growth aid, despite the fact that it can damage your body's cells or even corrode METAL!

Some estimates have that use of Dihydro Monoxide may be so wide-spread, that EVERY meal you eat contains significant amounts of the chemical. Scary, huh?

What should we be doing to get Dihydro Monoxide banned?

Answer 1

Har Har.   Isn't that the most stupid joke that ever came out twenty years ago.   It isn't getting any better either.   I'll take the two points though.

Answer 2

Big water has too big a hold on this country.

Answer 3

we should waste trees and flowers

Answer 4

Don't you have anything better to do?  I mean I appreciate a good joke, but this one is older than coal.