What should we do 2 make Canada usefull? ehh

Question

They dont do anything they just sit up there and play hockey. Were did Canadians come from? How did they get there independence? When have they ever won a war? I think we should send all are convicts up there ................are packer fans.

Answer 1

/typical American douchebaggetry.

We've been busy fighting your war in Afghanistan.

Haha, Americans are priceless. When have we won a war? Well we kicked your a$$ after your Revolution not once but twice. We fought both World Wars through their entirety, unlike the fearless Americans who sat them out for much of their length, especially during WWI.

I guess not starting pointless wars makes us cowards, even though we have a much more respectable military history. Actually, I can't think of a time that the Canadian military has lost a war.

American Invasion of 1775

War of 1812

Second Boer War

World War I

World War II

Korea

Gulf War

All of which we had a part in winning.

Answer 2

Well, for one thing, did you know the US imports more oil from Canada than any other country in the world.  I would say that is pretty useful.

Answer 3

I will present this answer in a fasion that an inbred buck-tooth bald A** molested catholic child (you) can understand:

Set up a pulbic viewing on a small peice of acerage were all people named aaron burn would be set loose and eventually mauled by a bear for sportsmanship.  If no bears showed up because people that ask questions like this a considered to be g*y or retarded (and bears have no time for this c**p), than they are simply shot in the head....with a deer slug dying a virgin.

Answer 4

I think they defeated us in the War of 1812--they even burned down the White House.

They're also our greatest trade partners.