What should we name our pirate ship?

Question

Me and my friend are mucking around, and we've somehow become the owners of an imaginary pirate ship :p (he's 17 , but yeah, whatever)

Should we call it:

The Drunken Mermaid

The Wasted Siren

or

The Mermaid's Cutlass

Answer 1

I've always wanted to name my boat  "Damifino"

Answer 2

The Wasted Mermaid for sure!!!