What should you do if you encounter modern pirates?

Question

Why hasn't the USA, Australia, UK, Germany, France and other NATO Navies set up a force to patrol the Somalia Coast and Indian Ocean? Can they not form a "World Navy"?

What could or should be done?

Answer 1

I guess they dont see that as important issue to them, it doesnt really affect them after all.

If they did, it wouldnt be done properly, they'd only be pretending to care.

If you came across real life pirates, i would hand everything over to them and try not to anger them lol.

Answer 2

The SAME thing that you would have done if you had encountered pirates of old, bend over and say ARRRGH!!

Answer 3

i miss classic pirates.

Answer 4

well in your case,open your legs...for me that is

Answer 5

maybe if these people had what the west had they wouldnt need to use p****y, western world live in relative luxery and the east live in absolute poverty generally

Answer 6

Who could fund it and how could they possibly man the whole thing.  Pirates still exist, mostly in the open waters between Africa and Indonesia, preying off of the merchants wanting to cut costs and sail that way.

Nato is a joke, they are led by France and don't want any costs for any incursions anywhere.  Even the US Navy doesn't sail in those waters because a force large enough could possible take over a Navy ship.  

Answer 7

hope your wearing underwear ...because you might need it to make a weapon ..are you really that thick

i cant believe some of the c**p peeps post on here

Answer 8

you should say: arrrr me hearties!

it'll confuse them for sure :)

Answer 9

The word "pray" comes to mind.

Answer 10

Start hanging pirates like they used to. "All Pirates, Ye Be Warned!".

Answer 11

Most sea going vessels are equipped with state of the art communications and navigation. Having done some sea travel I would say the cases of actual boarding another vessel are minimal and confined to local boat traffic ordered by small gangs. The best line of defense would be to send a SOS and go to the life boats and start shooting flares at oncoming suspected vessels and throw heavy objects in a attempt to sink them.

Answer 12

those countrys are poor so just stay away from poor counryts unless you know what your doing there are no navy bases near there so its too out of the way for most navys and indias too poor to do anything

Answer 13

Hi

I guess you got to give in

they are pirates come in group and you are alone

what can yuo do, nothing much but to leave to the hands of god

Answer 14

Make them walk the plank arrrrghh!

Answer 15

DISTRACT THEM W/ RUM AND/OR WENCHES AND RUN LIKE h**l.

If that doesn't work, say "parley".  They'll know what it means.

Answer 16

i dont think pirates are a threat like they used to be since we now have planes.

Answer 17

For your own safety you should probably give in. But your best bet would be to avoid any boats ahead and if sighted by any just race off.

Answer 18

An entity that rules the entire globe is kind of a bad idea...Rome tried it, didn't work...Hitler tried it, didn't work

Answer 19

Hmmm unfortunatly the rest of the world is too pre-occupied with other things, which they consider "more important" phhhh ah well, we will be ok hehe us pretty girls :) i leave ace to do the fighting lol while them pirates serve us on hands and knees