What should you do or say if you f**t during a job interview?

Question

My good friend farted, a real juicy, steamy, thick, poopy one, while waiting to be interviewed for a job. When the lady walked into the room she let out a "OMG!" & asked my friend if he was feeling okay. He explained he had eaten alot of spicy chicken the nite before.(left out the part about vodka shots). Did he do the right thing? He didnt get the job.

Answer 1

OOPS

One word = Beano.

Answer 2

Oh my gosh, that is so funny.  I am still laughing.  I think the proper thing to do, when he realized he had had an accident, would to have immediately went to ask to reschedule the interview saying that he was feeling well.  The potential employer may have thought he was an unwashed and unhygienic person and possibly always smelled this way.  They did not want to put the other employees at risk!

Answer 3

He should have said that he has a fatal disease! Then they would have felt obligated to hire him. hahahaha!

*Down with Big Brother*

Answer 4

It's probably best to just say "excuse me" and change the subject. But it probably would not affect whether he got the job..

Answer 5

Absolutely nothing. Especially if more than one person is interviewing you. Just let them look at each other funny for a minute.

Answer 6

hahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah...

that cracked me up!

Answer 7

I think that you can pretty much kiss your chances of getting that job goodbye.

Answer 8

Come with an air-freshener down your pants (:

Answer 9

well i think he did the right thing but holy $hit that's embarasing!!!!!!!!!!! tell ur friend that Ashley is really sorry 4 him ur boss is mean. if i was her i would have laughed & said "HAHAHAHAHA u just farted!!! eewww it smells!!! bet i can beat it though!" & then let a huge f**t go in my pantyhose so that it echoes. just 2 make him feel better. well anyway some ppl don't find the humor in farts so just try not 2 do it again in case they don't like it.

oh but if u go 2 another job interview farting during it might actually help u because if u acted really sorry they would feel bad not hireing u! just a thought. hope i helped :)

Answer 10

im only human

Answer 11

Ew, too much information but that's sad.