What side of the street are you supposed to drive on in Quang Binh?

Question

I tried driving right down the center and that didn't work.

Answer 1

Sometimes me and Punky get locals to carry us piggy-back and then we play chicken!

Answer 2

If you hit a pedestrian, in a crosswalk, you win a plasma TV! Watch channel 9 very carefully....it's God speaking on that channel.

Answer 3

Why drive a car when you can ride a native's back for the cost of a few Skittles?

Answer 4

Hey, why don't you and I just get out of Quang Binh and go somewhere nicer?

Answer 5

You need to get yourself a rickshaw.  Punky likes to beat the drivers to make them go faster.  (She also likes to ride trees, but I digress).  Then you can just sit back and drink Quang Bang while Phat Nguyen drives you around.

Answer 6

Streets? In the Quang? Are you sure you're in the right village? We have "roads" that closely resemble mudslides.

Answer 7

I wouldn't drive at all. If you hit a rickshaw or a donkey, you'll the entire Local Fu Manchu 867 union down your throat!

Answer 8

You aren't supposed to drive. You are supposed to be drinking by the pool with us. Leave the driving to sober people.