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What sin have I committed that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has cursed me?

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I cannot eat wheat in any form.

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  1. Your mom and dad probably ate a lot of spaghetti in their life time, thats why you cant eat anymore...


  2. u haven't been attending the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster. U have sinned and must repent.

  3. They did not give the proper offertory gifts of grated Parmesan so now you are doomed.

  4. You dipped your ears in the sacred marinara.

    Oh woe is to you.

  5. No, the FSM is bestowing it's great noodleness to you, he wants you to eat it's two meat balls.

  6. no I think you might be allergic...

    God only curses the one who committed a sin against him he doesn't curse the whole family...so chill out...  

  7. There was just something you did that p*ssed him off...

    What can I say....  it must have been a wheatness on your part...

    RAmen...
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