What song would a ketchup bottle sing?

Question

i know this is random but it is an inside joke i have with my friend

if a ketchuip bottle was to sing a song what would it be?

can you think of any songs that have to do with tomatoes or catching up or something? also if you can think of a cool name for a ketchup bottle that would be great. i thought of katrina but i was hoping of something funnier. or and the song doesnt have to be a real one but it would be cool if it was.

XD

Answer 1

probably that song the grasshopper sings when the ant is working- oh the world owes me a livin'

Answer 2

the ketchup song!!! duh.. yes its an actual song, download it, i love it!

Answer 3

HEINZ 57 AMERICAN (by Steve Key ©2000)

You know what they say about the melting pot

It's poor at the bottom and rich on top

I was born somewhere in the middle, my lineage is mostly a riddle

I'm a white man, brown and blue, Irish-Catholic and Russian Jew

Born to be a variety -- Heinz 57 American, Heinz 57 American

I met a man at an Indian casino, his skin was dark as cappuccino

His smiling eyes reminded me of Buddha

I said "Where ya from?", he said "What's it to ya?"

He's an Asian-African, born in the ruins of Vietnam

Refugee in the land of the free: Heinz 57 American, Heinz 57 American

There's a wide array in the U.S.A.-- Love is a trouble maker

Color lines fade into shades of grey and God help the census taker

There's ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise next to the salsa and hot chili paste

Pickles and peppers and people I know are all mixed up on Condiment Row

I'm a white man, brown and blue, Irish-Catholic and Russian Jew

Born to be a variety -- Heinz 57 American, Heinz 57 American

Kind of a white man, part Italian, my Dad's family is from Newfoundland

Born in Brooklyn, moved out west, but don't ask me which one I like best

Life should be a variety-- Heinz 57 American, Heinz 57 American

Answer 4

Swing low sweet chariot. It would be a fittingly depressing song to sing while it was withering away to nothingness with every side of fries.

Answer 5

"If I Should Fall Behind"  - Springsteen

"Red"  - Sammy Hagar

"Red Sails" - Bowie, possibly referring to [sales] at Walgreens

Answer 6

When I was a kid in the 70's there was a Heinz commercial with the Carly Simon song "Anticipation".  That's the song it would sing.

Answer 7

Ludacris "Catch Up"

Answer 8

get off the drugs but stay an individual