What sort of product can Gordon Brown promote?

Question

as an advertising agent I am thinking of signing up Mr Brown to promote a range of products..any ideas.... Mars chocolate bars or a Mens fashion range?

Answer 1

I think he could be the new face of Hamlet cigars. Bring back those ads where everything goes wrong and the chap just sits back and lights up a cigar while that relaxing piano music plays. Gordon would be perfect. That or just for men as he seems to have got a few new grey hairs just recently!

Answer 2

Slug pellets!

Answer 3

Incontinence pads. Or sick bags.

Answer 4

HORSE MANURE he talks like that anyway

Answer 5

Toilet paper, as he is a tax grabbing s**t.

Answer 6

colostomy bags

Answer 7

for the irony, I'd like to see him in a British gas advert..."Don't you just love being in control"