What sounds should I use when I'm fighting street thugs?

Question

Let's say I hop off my Harley Davidson and upon entering my local pool hall a bunch of street thugs with attitude approach me. They are all wearing leather jackets and are carrying an assortment of chains, lead bars, and flick knives. With my superior karate skills I'll defend myself with ease; nevertheless, what I'm lacking is an audio soundtrack of brutalness that is congruent with the punches and kicks I shall use.

These are some of the battlecries combined with physical moves:

After a spinning backfist: WAAAATAAAAAH

Axe kick: HOOOOIIIII

Delivering three repetitive straight punches from a deep horse stance: HIYA, HIYA, HIYA

After delivering a flying stomp on a downed street thug's neck: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

What others shall I use?

Answer 1

you should go see a doctor!! hahaha

Answer 2

Curling into a fetal position: "Please God don't let them hurt me"

Answer 3

If you really believe what you wrote, you are already in over your head. As for what sounds you should make.  The only sound the attackers should hear is the sound of your feet running away as fast as you can.

Answer 4

If it were real life and not all in your head you would be making sounds. The sounds of your bones breaking and your screams sounding like a little girl

Dude geta f****** life. Fat Drunk and Stupid are no way to go through life.

Answer 5

ALLAHU AKBAR.

That one will scare the c**p out of them....

..and alerts the bomb squad.

Answer 6

Sounds like you've covered all of 'em, to me.

Answer 7

The only sound that you should be worried is the sound of the little green pills hitting the bottom of your medicine cup.