What species is Mike Helton's mustache?

Question

I mean it hasn't changed in years, you'd figure it've turned into a butterfly by now.

Not trying to be a troll, just trying to have some fun with this crappy race.

Answer 1

I think he has his own personal species of squirrel and makes a new one each week..lol

agree crappy race/excuse me...tire test for Goodyear

Answer 2

who knows

Answer 3

Part Brian France and part Robin Pemberton

Answer 4

It's a chinchilla specially trained to stay above his lip !

Answer 5

Symbiote Moustache! Not long before it takes over his whole body.

Good race for me, just got caught in the middle of commercial synchronization between PRN and ESPN.

Answer 6

I think it's on the endangered list..

Answer 7

Maybe he just glues it on every morning and gets a new one when it gets dirty!  LOL...it always looks exactly the same!

Go Jr.>>>>

Answer 8

Groundhog. it's first cousin, once removed is Pottawatomie Phil.

Answer 9

LOL!

I have no idea.

He just snips here and there i guess.

Answer 10

its about 4 catterpillers and a dead butterfly.lol

Answer 11

lol amazing question XD Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 12

part MUSTard and part cornHASH...ok that was bad....

Answer 13

lol! omg that is hilarious... he is a creepy looking man even after losing all they weight he still looks the same

Answer 14

Isn't that the cash scented lip cactus???

LOL

I had to....

Answer 15

It is a Tribble from Star Trek!

Answer 16

Dont be afraid to "troll" every once in a while....you dont want this section to be Boring!!

yea that stache is something else...its not cool looking like Giambi's mustache (New York Yankees)