What ten steps would you take to rule the world.?

Question

What ten steps would you take to rule the world.?

Answer 1

live and let live

work hard

pay your debts

steal only knowledge

take care of the very young and the very old

love your parents

no illicit s*x   front or back

pray all day

change our defects into assets

eat healthy

sing the glory of GOD

ALLWAYS put you first

Answer 2

#1 My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

#2 My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

#3 My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

#4 Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

#5 The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

#6 I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

#7 When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

#8 After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

#9 I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

#10 I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

Answer 3

Ten nukes! Maybe have to use three of them before the world is mine.

Ok, then use two more, then then world is mine.

Answer 4

The last ten steps to the top of the ladder obviously.