What the H*ll is going on?

Question

Got any idea`s My girl freinds yes more then one . have the run of the house and every thing just every things all over the place this that and panties called thonges they look like dental floses and Pantie hose bra`s Make up god I`m surrounded and the Worst is the pads all the pads can`t they just roll them up and put them away or is it just the way they say this is my territory, and the hair die the kitchen and the bathroom looks like rainbows of colours god knows what all over the walls and floor. Do i tell them or just paint the place ? and the pads are they into composting ? can i win?

Answer 1

When it really gets down to it, some women aren't even good as pets!

Sounds like yours needs to be house broken!

Answer 2

It goes like this:  "like attracts like".  They didn't just move in after one date did they?  I assume you kept a clean house before them and showed them a standard of cleanliness you normally live by.  And I'm sure you must've been to their place a few times.  Did you not see how they live?  Oh, I see, you were too busy scr*wing?  Did you think your place would finally get cleaned up after girls moved in with you?  Furthermore, your home reflects the state of your psyche.....???....psycho....???    Dirty boy!

Answer 3

Do not worry bro, with your spelling I can safely say that the best job you will ever have is flipping burgers. Eventually your "girlfriend" will grow tired of your inability to support yourself and will move on. Second, your obvious dislike of thongs, which on a good looking woman is absolutely s**y, means you are nothing but a homo in the closet. Come on out to the light, admit you are a rump ranger, and move on. And last, I am sure that after reading this silly post that you have no woman, live in your parents basement, only have sexual relations with your hand, and are quite frankly a loser so you will never have to worry about a woman's mess!!!!  Here is a link for you, it will help you in redefining yourself......

www.meatspin.com

Answer 4

You can't win. You can't tie. You can't drop out of the contest. Count your blessings, such as they are.

Answer 5

Well, you know what they say...It's a girl thing...lololol Cheer up

Answer 6

Sound like you need to have a maid. Or just take the door off the bathroom untill they clean up the place.