What the U.S. needs is war, people!?

Question

If we don't stay in Iraq indefinitely, the country will be at war with itself. We have to stay there until freedom rings, and people don't tread on me (me = Iraqis). We need to see the eagle soar next to a wavin' flag of patriotism and fireworks. Iraq is such a huuuuuuuge threat to our international security if we don't indoctrinate it with OUR brand of freedom. These people need our help!!!

Where's Darfur?