What the deuce can I name my new steam yacht?

Question

I want a name that gets across the sheer size and invulnerability of the vessel.

It's got 4 funnels, 3 engines, 24 double boilers and 5 single,it's 900 feet long and 90 feet wide, top speed 23.5 knots, it's got 20 lifeboats and it can carry over 2,500 passengers in the lap of luxury, in rooms reminscent of Adams.

God himself could not sink it, according to the builders.

Answer 1

a rather grand steam vessel.

Answer 2

'Lulubelle' is good, not brilliant but it is good, good job she didn't want to name it after your father, you would have a deuce of a job finding that out. How about 'SS Northern Rock' that sounds very dependable.

Answer 3

myott

Answer 4

Global Warming II

Answer 5

SIZE DOES MATTER    sounds good

Answer 6

To the Tenth Duke of Chalfont , from the 11th Duke . How about Wanker =    W- watertight

                                 A - aquafit

                                   N - nobs

                                    K - krass tube

                                     E- effluent

                                      R - good ride

                                        R - rusty as f... !

Answer 7

i think calling it "FANTASY" would be apt.

Answer 8

NEMESIS...

Answer 9

Go back to bed little sonny boy and continue dreaming.

Answer 10

well id call it titanic2...you only have enough lifeboats for 600 people!!!....so the rest of the 1900 pasengers and the several hundred crew are headed for the bottom of the sea!!

Answer 11

d**n nice yacht. Name it something like Titanic or Steam roller, and then bring me along for a ride :)

Answer 12

Name it "Bo---cks" Cause that`s what you`re talking.

Answer 13

Myrtle.

Answer 14

Smoked your lunch again, didn't you?

Answer 15

Figment

...of your imagination!

Answer 16

RMS TITANIC T*TS.

Answer 17

"What the deuce" sounds like a good one to me

Answer 18

THE AFRICAN QUEEN

Answer 19

Call it titanic, that was 'unsinkable' maybe yours will have the same fortune...

Answer 20

Let's go with something new shall we see what happened to this yacht's sisters. Majestic/Leviathan. PS the builders didn't say that the owner did.