What the funnist thing 2 say 2 a teacher ?

Question

What the funnist thing 2 say 2 a teacher ?

Answer 1

You guys only work 9 months out of the year and you are off all summer. You are overpaid.

Answer 2

i have cramps

Answer 3

I'm assigned to the class next door.

Answer 4

One of my youngest students scared me to death. He went to use the restroom and I wondered what was taking him so long so I went to the bathroom to check and I heard him talking in the bathroom and he was crying. He was saying "Don't you do that!" and "You are very, very bad!"

I thought the worst and hurdled a desk and opened the bathroom door....fully ready to knock someone out because I thought they were hurting my student.

I opened the door and I found that he was talking to his "zipper"!!!! It was stuck and wouldn't go up.

I hugged the boy and told him that....."he scared old Ms. Marie"

He looked at me with tears in his eyes and told me,

"You are not old Ms. Marie...you are new!"

Answer 5

"I did my homework before you assigned it."  :)

Answer 6

Homework wasn't ment for me! Your big beep p**p was!