Ok, I have this friend, and he really wants to date me. He has told me so about a million times, and he won't give up. I already told him no, and once should be enough. Sometimes we hang out, and he'll ask me, "What do you think of me?" As he is expecting me to say stuff like; "You are soooo hot!!!"
And when he says stuff to make fun of me, and when he sees it pisses me off, He says "Haha... just kidding" or "God, Lighten up"
Then.... when I see him, his first thing is always "How come you didn't answer your phone when I called?!" I tell him that lately I haven't even had my phone on. I don't even take it places with me around town. I sometimes take it when I go on a walk, but still it's on silent because I won't be able to hear it with my music on. He makes it sound like I should have my phone on for WHEN HE CALLS, and I should re-arrange my plans to hang out with him, because If I say "I have plans". He'll say "Yeah, I get it. You just don't want to chill with me". Then, it's the "Hey, I'm just kidding" when it makes me mad, yadda yadda yadda. So, yeah.. what is up his a$$?!
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