What the h**l am I supposed to do if I hit a jackpot in a casino?

Question

Am I suppoed to keep on playing until I lose it all back?

Am I supposed to buy hundreds of bags of crunchy cheetos? Am I supposed to buy lots of CD and DVDs and music CDs?

Am I supposed to buy a mountain bike?

Am I supposed to buy an old car?

Am I supposed to get a new transmission?

Am I supposed to buy lots of cat food for my cat?

Am I supposed to eat at McDonald's with it?

Am I supposed to buy lots of scratch-off tickets and play and play and play until I lose all my winnings from that jackpot?

Am I supposed to use it toward an expensive day in Chicago?

What the God-d**n blue h**l am I supposed to do if I win that d**n stupid jackpot?

I don't want it in credits, I want it in cash, so why the God-d**n h**l do they give it in credits!?!?!??!!

Answer 1

Play at a casino that pays out in cash

And celebrate if you win

Answer 2

Give it to me.

Answer 3

take the money and run...

Answer 4

take what you win and walk out of the casino

Answer 5

Doesnt really matter, your not going to win.  Those big casinos are built on people losing their money, not winning.

Answer 6

cash out dumb-azz............................

Answer 7

get the money and get the h**l out of their

Answer 8

I would buy a couple kilos of coke and resell it, turning my jackpot into a huge windfall.  Then I would blow that all on liquor and whores, check into rehab, get cleaned up and go to the casino.

Answer 9

Charity

Answer 10

if you have no idea with what do with the money, or even don't even know how to cash out the credits, you should stay as far away from casinos as possible

Answer 11

Heck no, don't play till you lose it all.

take your large winnings and leave and come back later with less cash on you to see if you can do it again, stock pile and the majority of it back, well back so you will not be tempted to lose it and go home broke.

good luck