What think you of 'trolls in the hotseat' pome?

Question

Snidely, Snidely, crowin'

For a hen...

Pert, pretty feathers

Ignorin' him (for a bug)

Tare, wear, ware, dare...hehehehehehe

Practice, practice, practice...

Dem trolls? Jump around!

Here trolly troll...heheheheheheee

Bait 'em...fate 'em...

Shake and bake troll!

Hot in dat oven!

Nasty, filthy, curse!

Bait 'em, bait 'em! Bait 'em!

Mornin Good! Good! Good!

Ya'll!

Answer 1

Trolls are just unhappy people

"Here trolly troll" I loved that line!! Hehe

Good morning!

I've tried....my poems just seem to make them more unhappy :(

Answer 2

This is hilarious.  I am delighted.  And a wonderful morning to you.  Thank you.

Answer 3

Could have sworn it was set to Love Story, though my ear may be off this morn from the Sheriff's shotgun blast!  GM to you.

Answer 4

I'm sure I know a juke-box song that includes....."Jump around" in the chorus....accompanied by a horrible screeching noise, like a chicken having its neck wrung (sorry Snidely)

Are they still lingering, the nasty troll people?

I saw something swinging from my local steeple

It looked suspiciously like small withered corpses

With pointed hats, and shrivelled up faces

We should be so lucky, too good to be true

A visit to me is long overdue

Now that I've not given this a perfect rhyme

I wonder if I'm next -  it's just a matter of time!

Answer 5

Maybe instead of scratching up worms, Snidely could scratch up the early troll. Or you could catch a few and send them over to the science class for dissection. Ahhh, what lovely thoughts on a Good Morning.

Answer 6

Good morning, Now I know what Neon's talking about,

The heck with Trolls,  so unhappy they must be, I think we know that is not hard to see.

Answer 7

Fold 'em, roll 'em, roll 'em out

Then shake 'em, bake 'em all about,

Call the dragon for a meal,

Your poem don't rhyme, but it is real!

Good Morning to you!! Wonder if Whoopee and Snidely would get along.

Answer 8

I'll hunt for my Shake 'n Bake oven in preparation of the new culinary delight - or perhaps burnt offerings.  GM to you.

Answer 9

May you have a troll sandwich or troll fondue. You know they make good turtle bait, turtle soup. Yum, yum.

Answer 10

This is one of your best in weeks!

Answer 11

No matter how long you Marinate a Troll ............There still tough  to chew & swallow ...........Good Saturday Morning to ya!!!

I wonder if I could use them as-- bait --for fishing ................

Then again I'd like to catch something !!!

Answer 12

Went fishing today and you'll never know what I caught , them trolls every where caught 3 of those suckers but threw them back in, yeah till they grow up!!!