What think you of Snidely going to bat for 'Corn-Giver'?

Question

"Catch a falling star,

Incinerate the morning..."

"Aw, shut up! Ya woke

Me up...garrrrggllleee."

"Don't be talkin to

Corn-Giver like that!

You ain't off this roost, yet!"

"Well, let's take it outside!"

PECK! %(*!+% ACKLE!

PLOP! *dust flies up!

"Want some more, SGT. Macaroni?"

"Uh....YEAH!"

SCRUFFLE! SPUR!

*feathers on ground, flying

In the air! ROODLE!

"Had enough, yet?"

*speaking from under a hen*

"Okay, Snidely, okay, you

Win. I need feathers!"

"You need a stew!"

Strut, strut, strut, strut...

"I'm bad, I'm mean...

CERK-A-BLOODY-

WAKE-IT-UP-NOW!!!"

"Think I'll just quietly mutter...

Good Morning, Good Morning!

Ya'llses!"

Answer 1

LOL!

Will you stop fighting with that chicken!

Answer 2

Snidely has the funniest vocabulary of any rooster I know. Good Morning to you and all the barnyard fowl (and to the barnyard foul).

Answer 3

Good morning and once again: Thanks for the laugh!!

Answer 4

Good Maunin' .....I think!!??,,,,,Usaully I would say..... Way to go Snidely!!! ...Under the circumstances .....A few band aids Alot of Coffee........You will be just fine..... I Thunk ....

Have a great day!!!

Answer 5

Good morning, I awoke to the quiet, Sounds like you certainly did not, phew, sounds like a riot going on.

Answer 6

very d**n funny!

Answer 7

Good morning.  What a ruckus!

Answer 8

Show Snidely the big stew pot. I bet he straightens up then. Good Morning

Answer 9

Good Morning Elys........I feel very refreshed after reading a unique Elysabethan Lyric!!

Answer 10

Hee Hee Hee LMAO  So funny, your on a roll!!!  Love it !!! Keep them coming!!!

Cheers!!

Answer 11

COFFEE is needed.

Answer 12

Morning on your farm...You should sell tickets!

Answer 13

That is one foul fowl!

I think you need to start fermenting his corn.  A little mash puts a better perspective on anything!  GM to you.