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What think you of Spell Checker Morning?

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So let the Morning Special

Shine a light on me, you, us...

There go Miss Lucy...see

Her man in jail...whoa!!!!

Hmm...it looks like you

Have a lot of punctuation....

We'uns gonna get tested

On dat punctuate today...whoa!!!

Commas, commas everywhere

And not a splice in sight...

Leave me A-LONE...I be

Travelin Electric Avenue...

Gotta take you higher....

Countin cigarettes and

Smokin Capt. Kangaroo...

CHORUS: So don't tell

Me...I've nuthin to do...

It's good to see me, you, us,

Know I look a fright! So gimme,

Gimme, gimme a man after

Midnight...Mama Mia!!!!

Gotta see the ocean, life's

Explosion...Move on...how I

Treasure every minute, every

Hour...Move On....

Into Friday!!!!

Good Morning! Good Morning!

Ya'llses!!!

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19 ANSWERS


  1. it is a good morning as long as i don't see it flash before my eyes


  2. Good Friday Maunin' to ya !!!',,,,Electric Avenue is a good one ,,,Only Electric  Avenue  doesn't have COFFEE CAFE'S on it,,,,,,,,,,,,It seems that spell check

    imploded after reading yours ,,,Have a Great Weekend All !!!!

  3. freedom is seeked and accomplished.... well done

    i feel u were wearing a loose long white dress and the air is everywhere when your window is open. your hair is flying with some of your paper

  4. Yahoo is always telling me I use too much punctuation - LOL.  And misspelling(s).  Yahoo is obsessive-compulsive and needs to see a specialist !!!  I'm hoppin' on the Electric Avenue ...  Good Morning to you.

  5. LOL! I bet smellchecker had a fit!

    Oops! It looks like you have a lot of humour!

  6. GM to you too, just used SC, and I at fault missed a "D" for do!

    Lively words you wrote!

  7. Yes, the speller is having fits this AM.

  8. TGIF !  the countdown to the 5 o'clock whistle has begun

    What a most excellent way to start the day

    a bit of spoof,,, a touch of tongue in cheek mockery,,,

    plus a few selected tunes just to jump start this grand and glorious day,,,

    So don't tell

    Me...I've nuthin to do...

    Ya'llses have a most interesting day while working on dat chain gang

  9. Wow.....a winner for sure!!!!! (I'm purposely using as much punctuation as I possibly can, lol)...Some great music in there.....hope you're having a great Friday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Can't leave you with 13 answers.  What about creating a large wastebasket, into which we sweep all those little goodies...eraser, bulb and the like.

    Hopefully this morning is going to be a good one.

  11. There are sooo < just for yahoo, many good humours answers to your halarious morning poem, this is going to hard to choose just one!

    Now I am stumped for words, one question--you did this without coffee is amazing, just what is in those Capt Kangaroo cigarettes besides the usuall tobbaco could it be wacky tobbacky? Just wondering if your having and extra special good morning !  Cheers!  

  12. Since the tip says I am to be as specific as possible in answering: Good one!  GFM to you!

  13. Interesting play on words.

  14. Man dat's some craszy crazy rhyme schemin'...Hoo-Lawd..I wanna get me in on summa dat par-tay!...Now simma down now!

  15. Hmmmmm.....................................

    Ooooooooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

  16. I always trust you. Yahoo calls quotation marks "a lot of punctuation." What is WRONG with those programmers?

    Someone should also "shine a light" on the Yahoo grammarians.

    Your Morning Poem shines. Good Morning to you and the Bridge.


  17. Can I cash those spell checks anywhere, or just at the Yahoo bank.

    And do they give free toasters to toast trolls with.

    Good Morning.

  18. The light bulb, the giant eraser and I love your good morning poems!

    Good morning!

    (WOW! You didn't mention coffee once! Hahaha!)

  19. Good Morning to you, all!

    Electronic Ave. on Yahoo

    clearly just a sham...

    each time I ask or answer

    I wind up in their jam!

    With spelling checks on Yahoo

    a writer can't be free

    to simply ask or answer

    without that quite annoying Yahoo flea!

    So now I go a'wandering

    along the Yahoo path

    with dictionary and time out

    neatly placed in side my pack!

    New song for my new day!

    I'd like to dedicate this moment to Yahoo...and their unending search for new ways to p**s everybody off!  Oops!  Is it time for a coffee break yet?

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