What think you of a 'bump and grind' poem?

Question

Lizzy McGuire set the stage

On fire...showing her bump and grind.

The talk of Paris, rage of Calcutta...

But, most of the world wasn't kind...

She had a flair for the debonair.

Peek-a-boo feathers and boas...

But Handsome Dan did not approve

Of showing her pink, and her bare...

Not wanting to be a 'stagedoor Johnny'

Dan bought all the seats one night.

Sat middle, front row, awaiting her show,

But Lizzy bumped nowhere in sight...

Except behind Dan. Rubbed his shoulder

And when Dan turned around...

Indeed there were sounds! I'll skip

That part...but mention the marriage

Of Dan and Lizzy McGuire...Yeeee-Haaaa!!!

Answer 1

Sweet and romantic. :)

Answer 2

Yeeee-- Haaaa!!!.....Good Afternoon!!!

Answer 3

A light hearted, fun read, Kudos.

Answer 4

Yes its a story rhyme ~~

Answer 5

Hmmmmm.........

This one has subtlely aroused me...

...something squirming in my genes...

He he he.......

Answer 6

Did your neighbor's lawnmower inspire?  lol  I am glad you kept it pg...imaginations are much better when they get to work on their own!

Answer 7

And they lived happily ever after!

Answer 8

O Danny boy, O Danny boy, I love you so...

Answer 9

So cute and sweet.

Answer 10

I don't quite follow the story, even with some internet research-- but these must be related to the internal-rhyme quatrains for which I hear you are feared and revered.  The first stanza particularly has a wonderful sound, and not a word seems forced, despite the strong narrative voice.  Sorry for the technical pabulum... that is all I can do sometimes.

I might have missed some rhymes, but here is what I saw (refreshing the letters each stanza, of course):

AB McGuire/stage

AC on fire/grind

xD  .../Calcutta

DC most of the/kind

AA flair/debonair

xx

xx

xA .../bare

Ax to be a/...

AB bought all the/night

CC row/show

xB  .../sight

Ax Dan/...

AB Dan/around

Bx sounds/...

xx

Answer 11

barefaced and beautiful!  reminded me of Blaze!