What think you of a Morning Pome workshop/lecture by Prof. Goofy?

Question

"This is a maunin pome

Heretofore known as 'pome'.

Isn't a 'poem'...

Shouldn't be thunk as one!

"If it don't ryhme...GOOD!

So what...big deal.

"Another to Saturday-up with.

"Put another way...

On with giggling, goofing!

Merry-go-round with

Everything, anyone in sight!

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"Addendum:

Naysayers welcome if polite.

Rude get blocked, locked.

'Mean' ain't got nuthin to do

With blocking...

Got miles to go, and nasty

Remarks are...

Blocked. Period."

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"Good Morning! Good Morning!

Ya'llses!"

Answer 1

ya'llses! I like it.

Answer 2

Prof. Goofy, better then, A Prof. Mad.

One above beat me to the one word, peace

but I shall add, Tolerance, all ranting loony ravers

don't understand, I feel better when I ignore their roar.

Good morning, Prof. Goofy and many,many more!

Answer 3

Not bad. If you keep producing work of this standard, you might make a good troll!

Answer 4

Sorry. No lectures before coffee. I have to have caffeine in my blood for that. Good Morning.

Answer 5

Good Morning, Professor. Sorry I'm late, but...my cat, Whoopee p....ooops...ate my homework. I have a clean..oops...I mean a new one. Took me three hours and I had to walk around the block because I missed the boat....ooops...I mean the bus.

So please, Ma'am, don't tell my Mommy.

Answer 6

Yes.. I see what U mean .. U can't win em all.

Answer 7

Good Saturday morning to you!

I made you an english muffin sandwich with sausage, egg and cheese. When you didn't show up even for coffee my hubby and I split your sandwich.....Oh no, did I forget to do the inviting you part? So sorry!

Uh....was not the "rant" by lano yesterday about the chattiest chatting thing you've ever seen?

Answer 8

Good morning to you to Elysland

Knock Knock

Who's there

No Sound--they must have been blocked and locked!  

Nastiness will turn someone immediately into a troll !!  Cheers!!

Answer 9

Prof. Goofy

Tell the troofy

I got the proofy

Slip me a Roofy

Zingin in da wane

Zingin in da wane

Wurd Absurd Hurd

The Muse that Amuses

TY - E

Answer 10

I'm gonna stay out of this one

It's not my place

but I concur with the line of thought.

peace

Answer 11

Snidus Remarkus Roostus -  you old cross-road dressed chicken you.

Melbourne rang. Please stop using our roads for your Crossing Guard practice. It upsets the council workers. They've stopped working.  

Aussie Aussie Aussie Egg Egg Egg!

Elys, a very merry unmorning to you, to you. Better late than never.

Answer 12

Prof Goofy has said it all.  Good Morning to you.

Answer 13

I usually don't like to be lectured to, but there's something in your eyes............peace

Answer 14

I ain't saturdayed nobody in a good

long

while.

Answer 15

No problem with this, especially the last.  Critiquing fine, rudeness inexcusable. GM to you.

Answer 16

Good Morning to you all

Answer 17

Ah, yes, another first thing in the morning pome.  Wonderful that you can wake from sleep without the morning fog that I have.  To listen to verse as it's being composed is a great thing, for at times I compose aloud, and I get the feeling from your morning pomes that you may do the same.  Opens a dream world in my mind.  Of course that is a writers world, that of dreams mixed with reality, mixed with fantasy and a longing for that which we do not and cannot have.  A world of mixed emotions.  All these things I have read in your daily pomes, and I love them.

Answer 18

Ha ha ha ha....

This is good...

Won't Snidely have fun....

With this one......

It's a rumour....

He loves humour....

Gotta go....

Coffee's ready....

Bacon n eggs a burnin....

They need a turnin....

Back at cha later M8s

Have a G'day...

Answer 19

Naysayers welcome if polite.

Thank you and a very Good Morning to you.

Answer 20

Crazee Grandpa Cobra....

Now you sound Australian...

Snidely's the one from Oz...

He's rubbing off on you.....

Block em..block em...I say..

All the nasties....everyday...

No room for them here....

I know I won't shed a tear...

We're here for fun...

Ain't that right hun....

Good pomes, laughter and words...

Leave us alone...you nasty nerds...

Get away...get away...

I say....

You jealous nerds....

Who castrate our words.

Ya...Gooooood Morning ♥♥

Answer 21

Good Morning Good Morning!!! Well I'm Playing Catch up from Yesterday's "Storm" that blew in ,,,Lano ,,,Lame-o  Whatever caused an uproar here,,, d**n!!! I always miss out

I'm sorry I wasen't here for "THE BRAWL",,,I would 've ,,,I don't know ,,,Enjoyed the Fray,,,But anyway...Good Afternoon,,, Prof, Goofy,,,, Good Afternon

Answer 22

poppin in...(no one in sight)...

Snidely looks around.....

What's that sound.....

Quiet...silence...not a peep...

What...is everyone asleep...

It's soooooo quiet today....

Everyone must be off at play...

What was that....a bit of choke...

Must be a banana bender...I joke..

Well.. here we are!

But no one's here........

Hmmmm....

Well...I'll just drop this in yer bucket....

There WAS a chicken and it DID cross the road. This is a deliberate act by the government to hide the fact that chickens continue to cross Australian roads.

Regional chickens should have the same opportunities to cross roads as chickens living in Melbourne.

Blockin nasty people is funnn Elys.

I thunk!!!

Good Morning♥♥

I da Rooster..

Yaaaaa!!!!

Answer 23

Yo, Teach!  I hope the barbarians at the monitors take your

entirely gentle tones to heart.  Grace believes in public spankings, but I have always admired civility.  Happy afternoon!